Head of Household #12: Carry On Wayward Son

I’m late but congrats Lana

Holy schitt congrats Lana!

You definitely earned that win, welcome back!

Congrats Lana!

Congrats Lana! You earned and did that!

I was just going to write a lovely congrats for fighting so damned hard to get back in the game but, yeah, that's enough of that.

Lana, the minute I had a POV in my hand, and numerous people begged me not to use it, you rolled on in to our private room and drove a trash truck over your supposed friends. You wanted me to take you down so Moira could go up. You pointed out that it would be good for me if Moira went up. Sadly, I happen to enjoy the friendship that Moira and I have developed so I wasn't willing to take that gamble. I like having her here.

Your relationships with many are relationships of convenience. We're useful to you as tools and precious little else. Any real feelings people had for you early in the game were likely quickly replaced by apprehension and fear because you communicate with incredibly little sincerity. In fact, it I were to wring you dry of all of your sincerity and squeeze it into a tea cup, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't even be able to take a sip and get my lips wet.

Your side of the house used me time and time again to get rid of the people you hated. Remember that one time Justine's name came up and you said, "Oh, that's just Justine. I can deal with her later." Just Justine. Deal with her later. You move people around your chess board like they're no better than trash.

You have made zero real connections here other than your salty little fan club on the outside that would still no doubt drink your bath water even after you took a massive sh*t in it.

You also told me that you liked having me around because I was an adult, and behaved like an adult, just like you. We also talked about how, when our time came, we'd exit this game with grace and class...

...and then you rolled on out here calling people a cunt when you didn't get your way.

Classy.

I'd literally rather lick live bees off of Donald Trump's ass than spend one more minute pretending to enjoy my time here with you.

You're not loyal. You're not honest. And you're absolutely not an adult.

Everyone here, like me, who has played like hell just to get by have spent a lot of time building genuine relationships and we're gonna be the real winners when all is said and done.

The release of eight billion powers into the game was essentially a death knell for those of us who aren't comp beasts like you. We relied on the variety of competitions in order to survive and now, with a flick of the wrist, any chance we had making it further is gone while power after power gets used to snuff us out.

I, for one, won't be groveling in your private chambers to kiss your ass later tonight, but you can feel free to kiss mine right here.

See you tomorrow, people. This place is EXHAUSTING.

Disgust wrote:

I was just going to write a lovely congrats for fighting so damned hard to get back in the game but, yeah, that's enough of that.

Lana, the minute I had a POV in my hand, and numerous people begged me not to use it, you rolled on in to our private room and drove a trash truck over your supposed friends.  You wanted me to take you down so Moira could go up.  You pointed out that it would be good for me if Moira went up.  Sadly, I happen to enjoy the friendship that Moira and I have developed so I wasn't willing to take that gamble.  I like having her here.

Your relationships with many are relationships of convenience.  We're useful to you as tools and precious little else.  Any real feelings people had for you early in the game were likely quickly replaced by apprehension and fear because you communicate with incredibly little sincerity.  In fact, it I were to wring you dry of all of your sincerity and squeeze it into a tea cup, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't even be able to take a sip and get my lips wet.

Your side of the house used me time and time again to get rid of the people you hated.  Remember that one time Justine's name came up and you said, "Oh, that's just Justine. I can deal with her later."  Just Justine. Deal with her later.  You move people around your chess board like they're no better than trash.

You have made zero real connections here other than your salty little fan club on the outside that would still no doubt drink your bath water even after you took a massive sh*t in it.

You also told me that you liked having me around because I was an adult, and behaved like an adult, just like you.  We also talked about how, when our time came, we'd exit this game with grace and class...

...and then you rolled on out here calling people a cunt when you didn't get your way.

Classy.

I'd literally rather lick live bees off of Donald Trump's ass than spend one more minute pretending to enjoy my time here with you.

You're not loyal.  You're not honest.  And you're absolutely not an adult.

Everyone here, like me, who has played like hell just to get by have spent a lot of time building genuine relationships and we're gonna be the real winners when all is said and done.

The release of eight billion powers into the game was essentially a death knell for those of us who aren't comp beasts like you.  We relied on the variety of competitions in order to survive and now, with a flick of the wrist, any chance we had making it further is gone while power after power gets used to snuff us out.

I, for one, won't be groveling in your private chambers to kiss your ass later tonight, but you can feel free to kiss mine right here.

See you tomorrow, people. This place is EXHAUSTING.  

Look at you so salty because I spent 24 hours battling back tooth and nails and come back with a chip on my shoulders. You have no idea how much connection I have with people. Neo got me to watch a whole facking show and we had a lot of nice conversations about a bunch of different things. Mojo and I cried together the night he put me up because we've developed a friendship in this game. Maybe they lie to you about hating me, but the private rooms tells a different story.


It's funny you say this about me when it's you people say that about. I won't even hurt you with what people say about you and how annoying they find you. Mojo wanted me to backdoor you during my first HoH but I, Lana, said no.


I put you on the block a round you offered to be a pawn and after I had already made sure you were going to stay. Miss me with your sheet. You didn't mind me every time I kept you safe, every time I voted to keep you.


As for Moira, it was a pitch to get you to use the POV because she had put you up twice. Mojo was HoH so it's not like I knew for sure who would go up and I would have tried to save Moira since Piper didn't even want to campaign to stay, but keep going sis.

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You have made zero real connections here other than your salty little fan club on the outside that would still no doubt drink your bath water even after you took a massive sh*t in it.

Girl your ugly is showing right now. I put most of those people in pre jury or had a hand in it. They all hate you and love me. Doesn't that speak volume? It does to me. I'll sleep great tonight. I hope your toe feels better xoxo.

Now why is my name always being brought up in public

It's the weekend, I am about to be very much not sober and I have no idea wtf is going on here but have fun y'all let me log off before I get messy

Good morning everyone, happy mothers day to anyone who is a mother and to all your mothers as well.


I have a lot of messages to go through, I have a lot to think about, but I'm not here to start attacking anyone. I came back pissed because I felt betrayed by people I kept protecting like an idiot. Now I have a clear picture of how much people value me and will take that in consideration. It's still just a game in the end. I'm not going to hold grudges forever and I hope that's a vice versa situation.

I meant to add this at the end *fail*

Sorry, due to festivities, nominations will be due by 5 PM EST. Schedule should remain the same otherwise.

I didn't get to say much last night because I was busy with a bunch of stuff and was driving a lot. But I'm proud of everyone who partook in this challenge, I've done many of these posting challenges before and they are super tedious and awful. All of you did INCREDIBLE, thank you all for making this season amazing.